Murphy's Law in Practice...

Have you ever had one of those mornings where Murphy's Law just ruins the whole darn thing? Today was one of those mornings. Yesterday I found some really REALLY amazing fake toenails of my mother's that you glue on. She had bought them for my aunt's wedding a while ago, and so I asked if I could have them. She said yes! I was tremendously excited and started gluing right away. Long story short, I didn't check first to make sure that the kit had enough of the right size to fit all of my toes, and I ended up having lopsided-looking toenails. But they were BEAUTIFUL lopsided toenails. I went to bed satisfied. Don't ask me how, but this morning I woke up with only eight toenails. After breakfast, I had seven toenails. I got out of my shower, and I had six toenails left. How was I going to go to church with only six toenails??!?! I started panicking, immediately trying to pull off the rest of the toenails. I couldn't. Not if I wanted to keep any of my original ones! So I decided to just wear socks to church. Ok, so I started breathing again, only to realize I was late! I panicked again. I was running everywhere, throwing a skirt and shirt on, speeding through blow-drying my hair, and rushing my make-up. I guess I was rushing a little too much, because the next thing I know, the top to my foundation is floating in the toilet (which is right by the mirror) and I am shrieking in horror. THE TOILET. Wow, even thinking about it now makes me shudder. Eventually I made it to church, twenty minutes late with half of my fake toenails on and silent tears over my poor toilet water soaked make-up.
We went to see A Journey to the Center of the Earth last night after my volleyball tournament. You could definitely tell it was fake, but it was cute. I have to say the book was scarier.
We also went to Applebee's for dinner before the movie. Grandpa and Grandma took Chase and Gavin camping for a couple of days, and that left just the four of us. For once, our table was not littered with broken crayons and spilled sprite. It was nice.
Well, I think I am going to go look for those missing toe nails........