Friday, August 29, 2008

"TGIF"

It is Friday!!!!!!!!! Another week over with. Yesterday my volleyball tournament started at 8:30 AM(so we had to leave our school at 6:30 AM) and lasted until 6:30 PM. We did not get home until about 8:30 last night. Of course that was after we stopped at Arby's on the way home. Anyway, we played around twenty matches and ended up winning second place in the gold bracket. I am so sore.

My dad and my three brothers went up north to a cabin of one of my relatives. They will be gone until Monday; so Mom and I are going to have some fun this weekend! Shopping, restaurants, games, I cannot wait! We always end up having fun no matter where we are.

Here are just some funny little stories for your enjoyment!
(Location Unknown): A man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process. He then realized that: (1) he could not get to the money from where he was,(2) he could not climb back out the window through which he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly. So he located a phone and dialed "911" for help ...

(Location Unknown): A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

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